Oh Darling Go Buy a Brain Hoodie
Soft, warm, and thoughtfully detailed, this hoodie brings dry wit and quiet comfort together. A small brain sketch rests on the chest while the back delivers the cheeky line, “Oh darling. Go buy a brain.” The neutral sand color and classic fit make it easy to wear layered on cool mornings or as a go-to lounge staple. Built with a double-lined hood, color-matched drawcord, and roomy kangaroo pocket, it feels lived-in from the first wear. Subtle printed neck and sleeve details keep the design cohesive without shouting, and optional embroidery adds a tactile, elevated finish. Wear it when you want to make someone smile without saying a word — whether heading out for coffee, settling in with a book, or gifting a friend who loves smart humor.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and soft handfeel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and less waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF/DTG prints with option for embroidered chest or wrist accents
- Medium-heavy 8 oz fabric weight with tear-away label for comfortable wear
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |